Revenge{Band}

Band:Revenge


The Mic: What got this band together and started in
this business?
Quite simply... Satan.


The Mic:Who writes and produces all the material for
the band?
Crotch Rockett writes all lyrics and melodies
Nipple Ring writes all guitar and drum parts
Leatherdick plays drums over the written parts.

a 6 for Crotch Rockett a 6 for Nipple Ring and a 6 for Leatherdick and the unholy trinity is complete with the number 666.


The Mic:The band played in front of or with any acts
our readers would
know from the Mainstream?
Lots. Ozzy Osbourne. Cradle of Filth. Lindsay Lohan. Chuck Berry.


The Mic:Where can people access your music on the web?
http://www. myspace. com/revengerocksarse
http://www. purevolume. com/revengeks


The Mic:Any embarrassing moments on stage?
The time we tried to sacrifice a goat on stage... and it just went wrong... Crotch Rockett was taking a lot of heroin at the time...


The Mic:Any good stories you want to tell us?
We had a Satanic ritual orgy on the night of all hallows eve at Cornado Heights and we played a dark acoustic show for the creatures of the night.


The Mic:Who is the bands musical influence?
countless demons and pornographic films.


The Mic:How did the band get together?
Satan called, we answered.


The Mic:What is your musical background like?
Crotch Rockett inherited his gift from Satan
Nipple Ring learned the guitar from a sexual strategy he perfected and he beat off to learn to keep time by playing drums
and Leatherdick is about 1/8 elf not to mention the fact that he lived in a place called passion cove for fourteen years of his life.

EMOSEWA GNIKCUF ERA EW


The Mic:Any other members in your family that are
musicians?

Crotch Rockett's dad and mum played in a small UK church known as Churchyard Church of the Catholic Saints
and Nipple Ring's father from Ireland played the dulcimer in an old tyme traveling group.

The Mic:What is the TOP reason why you want to play
music?

because Satan told us to conquer the world through our unholy music.

what's your stance on file swapping?

we don't ask for your money, only your soul.

what is the process of making a cd?

easy one take and you're done. Its the secret to our success.

how do you get the word out about your music?

Demons mostly do the work for us. Not to mention Crotch Rockett's popularity at several Satanic ceremonies.

how is your local responce to your music?

In the UK we were celebrities, really... it distracted us from our pure calling, so we decided to relocate and now we are virtually unknown. That is not a bad thing, though, we are trying to prune the weak and keep and grow the strong. For HIM.

what is the farthers you have traveled for a gig?

All of this world, really.

What tune on the cd are you most proud of?

which cd? (laughs) the cd we are most proud of is either the one we're working on now, titled Offering to Megoddith, or 2005's The Revenge Tapes Volume 1, 2, & 3 with the LEGENDARY Flaming Skull playing guitar OR our first two albums Revenge (1981) and Revenge Goes to Hell (1987).

We are proud of all of our stuff, really. The Dark Master has given his seal of approval on all our work.

Now let's break away from the tradtional band questions you get asked all the time...Let's have some fun...

1. Why do HOT chicks date ugly dudes?
Because ugly dudes have the POWER OF SATAN.

2. Why are all guys in porn movies Douche bags?
Nipple Ring would have to disagree with you on that statement, as he has been in several porns and he is not a douchebag, so your theory has been smashed.

3. When Rappers do interviews on TV, why do they always have a wall of Kung Fu movies behind them?
How come whenever Revenge does an interview people ask us WHY we worship Satan? you answer that and I'll answer yours!!!

4. If a billionaire would come to your band and say you could play with any band..living, dead,broke up,etc.
*Who do you play with 3 bands one has to be your band...
and
*Who opens and who closes?

Revenge opens, Mozart plays next, then The Demon band from Hell, and Revenge closes backing the Demon band. We also would want to play in hell.


Thanks for being with us today and you can catch these guys on {http://www. purevolume. com/revengeks